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双语笑话|掌握礼貌 To Be Polite

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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: When are you going to learn to be polite?

Bill: If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?

Tom: The smaller piece, of course.

Bill: What are you whining1 about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?

中文翻译:

一天,比尔和汤姆去饭店吃饭。当员工端上两份牛排时,比尔飞速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

汤姆对此非常不高兴:你什么时间能掌握礼貌?

比尔说:假如叫你先拿,你会拿什么?

汤姆说:当然是小的那个。

比尔:那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的,不是吗?


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